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Agneepath Bollywood likes crucifying  BigB's movies,dunno what's  with this remake-epidemic.First it was Ram gopal Verma's pathetic attempt now its Karan Johar.Sanjay Dutt looks ...

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Friends with benefits How nonchalantly can you lay below the satin sheets of lust in the name of convenience.The dynamics of  man-woman relations have drastically changed.Theres no books of rules...

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Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara Cult movies have become synonymous to Farhan Aktar.Road trips are now the lingo of his movies.First it was Goa in Dil Chahata Hai and now its Spain.Three sidekicks Abhay Deol,Hritik...

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Buddha ....hoga tera baap A bollywood attempt by Puri Jagannath.Like most of the Tollywood movies this one has a quirky script with the typical nuances of nuisance comedy,over acting and over emoting...

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Delhi Belly A refreshingly successfull attempt to the raunchy,tongue-in-cheek comedy in bollywood.Imraan Khan has matured in his performance making his natural abilities look gifted.Not...

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Agneepath

Category : bollywood, Reviews

Bollywood likes crucifying  BigB’s movies,dunno what’s  with this remake-epidemic.First it was Ram gopal Verma’s pathetic attempt now its Karan Johar.Sanjay Dutt looks  menacing enough to give jitters to lucifer.Yesteryear’s loverboy Rishi Kapoor in a shocking role and an authentic performance as Rauf Lala.Karan Johar seems to have changed his business strategy from making movies on ostensible family drama,dharma has shifted from drama to slam-bang attempts.The pot-bellied Chetan Pandit is no match for Alok Nath’s stupendous performance.The irony,however is,how a destitute master living in dire straits ,have a paunch?His diction to recite a prodigious poem by Harivansh Rai Bachchan  is so rookie,you wouldnt know if he’s a Master or an upstart.The poem which supposedly was a hallmark of the movie,scathingly incinerated by Dinanath Chauhan of 2012.

Important motifs,symbiology and trivia:

Feng Shui Dragon symbols,The wish fulfilling Kalpavriksha(Banyan tree) didnt seem to work..

Hritik Roshan seems to have undergone some lazer treatment for his teeth in his youth in the movie(which they have forgotten to show coz the kid vijay chauhan seem to have a different set of teeth as compared to Hritik).

Nails:Whats with that,really?Everybody, right from Sanjay Dutt,Hritik and inclusive Priyanka Chopra seem to have murky nails.Though Priyanka runs a chinese beauty parlour with feng shui symbols ,she didn’t seem to get a manicure for herself.

Hritik Roshan eats with his left hand in one of the scenes.His father didnt even teach him a simple custom of eating food with right hand?Really, Dinanath chauhan didnt seem to have taught him anything except a poem.However Hritik’s performance as an individual is good enough with his patented expressions;oh-so-predictable,you can watch a movie or two of his and expect how he’d perform in any scene.

The only saving grace is Sanjay Dutt and Rishi Kapoor and Surprisingly Hritik didnt have a dance number.Katrina’s performance in a lavni-style item number is applaudable.People who have watched lavnis with the katori blouse and maharastrian kasta know how authentic elements they have used in the song ‘chikni chemali’.Overall a onetime watch if you force yourself to watch this movie out of curiocity.

A Special Kudos to the stylist and costume designer of this movie who have given riveting looks to every character,esp Sanjay Dutt and Rishi Kapoor,it could hold those impressions for a good amount of time.

Friends with benefits

Category : hollywood, Reviews

How nonchalantly can you lay below the satin sheets of lust in the name of convenience.The dynamics of  man-woman relations have drastically changed.Theres no books of rules or blackbook for relations and how to get the rock on your finger anymore.We are no more dictated by peer pressures,hence the influences felt are our own reflections.This movie handles todays anatomy of modern carnal knowledge and the universal riddle called ‘ love’ with some realistic insights.But how lucky can a woman or a man get to find their soul mate in a friend with benefits.Since the social network movie I have had a crush and awe for Justin Timberlake’s swell looks and acting.Mila Kunis who plays the corporate consultant has a very realistic role and has done full justice to it.This movie throws light on the sensitive issues of  todays dating backdrop and the complexity it basks in.How many times have you dumped someone or have been dumped with a dimmest and ambiguest reason?How you connect with someone at a deeper level and at what moment is quite unpredictble, so depicts the movie.Started off as a carnal in between satin sheets out of lonliness and boredom and later leading to true eternal love is something that doesnt happen too often in the Eastern Countries.

Cute, funny movie.An enjoyable watch.However in real life i’m sure either men or women who take the chance to be friends with benefits are urshing a chance of passionate crimes.There have been many cases.Not intended to moral police.But whatever we choose certainly has some consequences good or bad.Temptation might be hard to resist but in the end its all just boils down to one thing and lot of complications.Why isnt simple life more tempting?

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

Category : bollywood, Reviews

Cult movies have become synonymous to Farhan Aktar.Road trips are now the lingo of his movies.First it was Goa in Dil Chahata Hai and now its Spain.Three sidekicks Abhay Deol,Hritik and Farhan whose personalities are drastically different from each other meet at the  rendezvous.Farhan’s quirks and quips are the hallmark of the movie.Aptly caricatured roleplaying suavly performed by each.Hritik a serious,unplayful finance broker,Abhay has the boy next door kinda attitude andFarhan the joker is an ad-copywriter.The beauty of Spain and Spainards is so beautifully depicted you might just fall in love with the picturesque beauty of Spain.Nothing over the top or nobody is trying hard to play cool.Three amigos having a good time while brooding over some issues in their lives.

However theres one thing I dont understand why they do in Hollywood and Bollywood movies.People dont actually do the Alf+f4 process before shutting down their laptops.They pull the screen down like they are shutting the lid of some can.Hey people,please learn some basics.Learn to shut down the machine approriately.Then theres yet again the unwanted smooch which could have been avoided.Indians look clumsy when they smooch on the screen.It aint our culture,we cant get it right.No matter which hunk is doing it,it just looks like 2 clumsy hamsters sticking together.aint cute,u know.However regardless of these negligle flaws if you dont watch this movie right away,you are ‘all mantal bowyz’ :D .This movie comes with a good message surrounded with lot of beauty and fun.5/5 rating,i’ll say.

P.S:Farhan is an amazing actor just like his other contemporaries in the movie.Is probably a good actor than a director.Donot miss his tap dance in the hotel room :D

Buddha ….hoga tera baap

Category : bollywood, Reviews

A bollywood attempt by Puri Jagannath.Like most of the Tollywood movies this one has a quirky script with the typical nuances of nuisance comedy,over acting and over emoting esp by Charmy,Raveena and Prakash Raj.Tollywood,pays high importance to portraying women as  gooey,kitschy navie to the point of farcical stupidity.They are the patrons and patented to limning these superfluous traits of women in contrast with their bollywood contemporaries who often depict a smart,urban image of a women.No wonder the rustics down south place senseless importance to ‘innocence’ of a woman instead of the real deal.Naviety that is often marked and embelished to the degree of making it look infantile and poor fish!Purity aint being stupid,if tollywood directors fathom this,i’m sure the actresses will have opportunities to show their skills appropriately.

As for the movie,you put Amitabh into anything and it turns into a pot of gold.The concept of this movie is quirky to take medley of Amitabh antics and design a plot,retaining his classic,legendary capers.Its so entertaining to watch him in an offbeat role carried out with airy suave.If only Tollywood was more polished in its approach towards this movie,avoiding certain gimcrackery such as mentioned aboved would has added a more rigour to certain characters.But then when theres Amitabh in anything,by default and to no fault does he become the centrfugal force of joy and aura spread over the film.A good entertainment regardless of its follies and foibles using the management fundas, and the orthoepic humour of a rustic,you might just feel that the dialouges have been written listening to the collegian speak,coz the language is not too rhetoric as is in most of the movies.A far-out offbeat movie.

Delhi Belly

Category : bollywood, Reviews

A refreshingly successfull attempt to the raunchy,tongue-in-cheek comedy in bollywood.Imraan Khan has matured in his performance making his natural abilities look gifted.Not a moment of boredom.Too much nuiescense enjoyed.However,first thirty minutes that i missed for the first time watch made me think, nothing is obscene or offensive as they made a big deal of it.later when I caught up with what i missed,I was disgusted to the core.Seriously,they need to get a life.Ewwww.But for the rest of the movie,it seems just fine esp Vijay Raaz and Vir,they have given a rib-tickling performance.

They have ushered the regular,rustic life without idealizing it like most of the crappy bollywood movies do.We all give galis at somepoint of time and do rebuke dont we?then why the fuss?I’m glad its not offensive like the hairbrained Roadies,not can beat that.This movie is realistic comedy with good amount of unpredictable absurdity.Three bachelores,their way of living and the fate they are caught in.Novel yet something you can very easily relate to.Goodbye Kjo movies…you have reach a mere extintion along with your gay buddy SRK.You could however watch it a couple of time,certainly not with family,unless they are supercool.However it a movie to be watched with cronies and not mommy and daddy.Yet another relief is that the movie doesnt waste time showing all the songs but only plays them in the background,making you to want more.

Transformers 3 dark of the moon

Category : hollywood, Reviews

After a devoted await for a year,i see the ‘dark of the moon’ only for couple of minutes as the rest of the action is on Earth.Quite disappointing,regardless of the 3D effect.The second half of the movie is all about robotic combact to save us from despair to get converted into slaves to server the GenX robots.Its a relief to see some alien life without flesh and blood and still capable of experiencing our emotions.What I love most of transformers is the machinery,so suave and convertible and such an easy kill.What does it take to kill a metallic life,some fire and canons?yet they dont bleed and sigh like us and death of machinery aint that messy at all.Its a relief as most of the movies with the alien genre show them as some sort of zombies contracting the whole concept of aliens by caricaturing them with basic anatomy of human beings.I mean whats so alien about that when we can draw ateast some similarities except they make them look ugly.Transformers on the other hand is different.Someone must have a remarkbale evolved mind to have created the very concept of robots saving us,humans.The hidden message is metaphoric,since our lives are so dependant on machines,what else can have the prerogative to save us?This version three is a little let down,neverthness a onetime watch for the love of machines and transformers per say.I’d say a 3/5.

Hangover Part II

Category : hollywood, Reviews

The wolf pack is back without the tiger this time!With more wind given to sleaze and raunchy humour.Farcical kookiness of Whackjob Alan is one of the things you might enjoy regardless of its assumed predictability.There are a few parallels between part one and two,however,the set up is entirely different.Throwing light on the darker side of Stu who is otherwise a becoming potrait of a gentleman.The monkey business is however insipid.Regardless of whatever you have expected,this movies throws you in bouts of laughter  from beginning till the end.All those wannabe critics who critique in the hope to vocalize their phoney intellect,the success of this movie is a blow in your face.If you are the kind who enjoys being a hypocrite by moral policing,dont even watch the trailor.It aint no family drama.A one time watch is never enough,coz you havent got the hang of hangover.fantastic raunchy crass comedy for those wild hearts on a weekend!