Agneepath

Category : bollywood, Reviews

Bollywood likes crucifying  BigB’s movies,dunno what’s  with this remake-epidemic.First it was Ram gopal Verma’s pathetic attempt now its Karan Johar.Sanjay Dutt looks  menacing enough to give jitters to lucifer.Yesteryear’s loverboy Rishi Kapoor in a shocking role and an authentic performance as Rauf Lala.Karan Johar seems to have changed his business strategy from making movies on ostensible family drama,dharma has shifted from drama to slam-bang attempts.The pot-bellied Chetan Pandit is no match for Alok Nath’s stupendous performance.The irony,however is,how a destitute master living in dire straits ,have a paunch?His diction to recite a prodigious poem by Harivansh Rai Bachchan  is so rookie,you wouldnt know if he’s a Master or an upstart.The poem which supposedly was a hallmark of the movie,scathingly incinerated by Dinanath Chauhan of 2012.

Important motifs,symbiology and trivia:

Feng Shui Dragon symbols,The wish fulfilling Kalpavriksha(Banyan tree) didnt seem to work..

Hritik Roshan seems to have undergone some lazer treatment for his teeth in his youth in the movie(which they have forgotten to show coz the kid vijay chauhan seem to have a different set of teeth as compared to Hritik).

Nails:Whats with that,really?Everybody, right from Sanjay Dutt,Hritik and inclusive Priyanka Chopra seem to have murky nails.Though Priyanka runs a chinese beauty parlour with feng shui symbols ,she didn’t seem to get a manicure for herself.

Hritik Roshan eats with his left hand in one of the scenes.His father didnt even teach him a simple custom of eating food with right hand?Really, Dinanath chauhan didnt seem to have taught him anything except a poem.However Hritik’s performance as an individual is good enough with his patented expressions;oh-so-predictable,you can watch a movie or two of his and expect how he’d perform in any scene.

The only saving grace is Sanjay Dutt and Rishi Kapoor and Surprisingly Hritik didnt have a dance number.Katrina’s performance in a lavni-style item number is applaudable.People who have watched lavnis with the katori blouse and maharastrian kasta know how authentic elements they have used in the song ‘chikni chemali’.Overall a onetime watch if you force yourself to watch this movie out of curiocity.

A Special Kudos to the stylist and costume designer of this movie who have given riveting looks to every character,esp Sanjay Dutt and Rishi Kapoor,it could hold those impressions for a good amount of time.

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

Category : bollywood, Reviews

Cult movies have become synonymous to Farhan Aktar.Road trips are now the lingo of his movies.First it was Goa in Dil Chahata Hai and now its Spain.Three sidekicks Abhay Deol,Hritik and Farhan whose personalities are drastically different from each other meet at the  rendezvous.Farhan’s quirks and quips are the hallmark of the movie.Aptly caricatured roleplaying suavly performed by each.Hritik a serious,unplayful finance broker,Abhay has the boy next door kinda attitude andFarhan the joker is an ad-copywriter.The beauty of Spain and Spainards is so beautifully depicted you might just fall in love with the picturesque beauty of Spain.Nothing over the top or nobody is trying hard to play cool.Three amigos having a good time while brooding over some issues in their lives.

However theres one thing I dont understand why they do in Hollywood and Bollywood movies.People dont actually do the Alf+f4 process before shutting down their laptops.They pull the screen down like they are shutting the lid of some can.Hey people,please learn some basics.Learn to shut down the machine approriately.Then theres yet again the unwanted smooch which could have been avoided.Indians look clumsy when they smooch on the screen.It aint our culture,we cant get it right.No matter which hunk is doing it,it just looks like 2 clumsy hamsters sticking together.aint cute,u know.However regardless of these negligle flaws if you dont watch this movie right away,you are ‘all mantal bowyz’ :D .This movie comes with a good message surrounded with lot of beauty and fun.5/5 rating,i’ll say.

P.S:Farhan is an amazing actor just like his other contemporaries in the movie.Is probably a good actor than a director.Donot miss his tap dance in the hotel room :D

Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani

Category : bollywood

ajab-prem-ki-ghazab-kahani-movieBollywood will not change its old ways inspite of having a potential script like this one and fantabulous actors like Ranbir and katina kaif.The best thing about these actors is that they are natural and soulful actors.True performace artists who dont imitate anybody’s style of performance.The movie does have typical bollywood-estyle elements which shuld have been extinct by now.Silly-goofiness  could embarass  the intelligent audience.Story about a ninth grade fail Prem who falls for the educated Katrina and the twists and turns where the two meet in the end.The movie starts with a slapdash attempt of fantasy.However,worth a watch if you can ignore the goofiness of typical-silly bollywood idea of comedy.Hope they grow out of that sort of an epidemic.if you are someone who is accustomed to watching quality hollywood romantic comedies,well,yes,theres no comparision.We believe in mass,they believe in class.Thats a whole lot of difference.